Lord
is my Programmer, I shall not crash.
He installed his software on my heart drive;
All of His commands are user-friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices
For His name's sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems
of life,
I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence
Of my project deadlines.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely, good documentation and
maintainability shall
follow the code
All the days of the product life,
And all my files shall be merged with His
and saved...
forever.
